Verhovayak Lapja, 1941. július-december (24. évfolyam, 27-52. szám)
1941-10-30 / 44. szám
October 30, 1941 Page 11 THE 376 HERALD (Prop, and Ed., JOHN “DIRK” FULOP) __________________Verhovavak La Pia BRANCH 39b McKeesport, Pennsylvania VENI, VIDI. .. When I received President John Sabo’s bulletin inviting me to a Halloween Party, I had just made up my mind to stay at home, but when I read it nothing could keep me away—not even the rain that came down in bucketfuls. Being one who appreciates a bargain, I felt that I could not afford to miss this one. Apparently my fellow members felt as I did because the hall was showing definite signs of becoming crowded when I got there, and as the program had not yet started Ethel Halas warmed us up with a few good Hungarian songs. Then from his vantage point in the center of the stage, President John Sabo officially opened the program; incidentally, I think he missed his calling... he would have made a wonderful M. C. on some radio program. The contests were really the hit of the evening; Helen Klein nearly choked in the cracker contest... no other casualties; Emery Makrancy won the Coca Cola contest, beating contestants Theresa Lesnansky and Grace Koos by a couple of lengths. Comments: Theresa Lesnansky, “This should have some rum in it.” But the apple cider that followed accompanied by some peanut brittle was an acceptable substitute. This is where I’ll stop to say that Ann Bogi certainly makes an excellent committee of one... she prepared the refreshments for which we here give her a vote (if thanks. And our thanks to Marie Toth, too. Everybody pinned a tail on the donkey (or around him), but after the supply of tails was exhausted the poor critter still lacked one where he needed it most. Then the speaker of the evening took the floor. Being an extremely modest person, he did not dwell long on his subject “The Art of Wooing and Winning,” but let his successess speak for him. We wound up the evening on tea and crullers, which left nothing more to be desired than bowling the following evening. With the majority of members, bowling on Wednesday night is a “must.” It’s not because we’re such good bowlers (please refer to sport page for scores) but for various reasons, such as giving your lungs some much needed exercise Blasted out of his grave to ride forth again, Don Quixote returns to this turbulent mortal earth. Yea verily, America may now feel secure, because “ye ed.” is no longer a mere citizen but a stalwart defender of our shores, a defender of Democracy, a guardian of Liberty, a protector against invasion, a cog in the machinery of our defense, A BUCK PRIVATE IN THE U. S. ARMY. “Ye ed.” deemed it best to be in the army because being a loyal and patriotic citizen it was the only thing to do, and there is the fair name of Fulop to uphold and the sacred duty to see that there is no blotch on the family escutcheon (whatever that is), and besides our number came up and we were drafted. By the way, as one, and catching up with the local news as another. Of course, if you make a couple of strikes in the course of the evening, that’s all right, and if you don’t President Sabo can be depended on to tell you how to hold your ball, or Marie Toth to heckle the other team. And then too, we can’t overlook the fact that the branch pays for one of your games ... an aid to the budget. THIS ‘N’ THAT . .. Joseph George says he wouldn’t mind being inducted into the army if only to get away from the deplorable bus service on Walnut Street, only he used a different word. Could it be poor bus service that’s keeping Bill Kukta away, I wonder? As an inducement I quote Alex Goydan: “The girls at Branch 395 are getting more and more alluring.” To a very serious-minded young man I direct the following: Mr. Alex Meszar, are you contemplating the solitary and secluded life, or have you forsaken youthful frivolities, or is it just because you don’t like crowds that you’ve became a candidate for the office of Forgotten Man? I can assure you that all is forgiven and it’s perfectly safe for you to come back into the fold. Quote Albert Jozik: “Although I am strictly masculine, I’d not be averse to meeting an heiress”; Helen Ganyu, on world conditions: “They’re here to stay”; your publicity agent: “So long.” Fraternally, HELEN STIPKOVITS, Publicity Agent. if ever we get into war I have a secret (?) weapon all ready to use on the enemy. I shall have some of my columns printed on leaflets to be dropped over the enemy lines from an aeroplane. After the enemy reads a few they won’t feel like fighting. We are spending our last days at home in leasure and contentment and slumber. For one thing, having read and heard so much about daytime radio serials, otherwise known as “soap operas.” we decided to listen to a few. Take the case of Valiant Betsy, of -“The O’Goldbergs, Family of Destiny” (who live in the house halfway up the next block). Before the commercial she has refused (tearfully and with much regret) two proposals of marriage from millionaires, and then tells the man she really loves why she can’t marry him, but still gets around on her unbroken leg fighting off the landlord and nursing the dying women who had tried to poison her and marry her brother for his money. Friends, you have just heard another stirring episode from the real life drama entitled, “The O’Goldbergs,” etc. Be sure to listen tomorrow to find out who that stranger is who bumped into Betsy on the street. Will he be her missing stepuncle who (whom) she has never seen? Remember tomorrow at this same time, same station, and in the meantime use plenty of “Sapsy’s Sudsy Soap.” For my radio entertainment I’ll take some solid Eight-to-the-Bar stuff that sends you out of the world, puts you on the beam, has you kicking it off, knocking yourself out, flipping a hip, and curls your toenails Many typewriter ribbons have been worn thin along with the patience of many (?) of our subscribers since we started writing. It was fun, and we wish to thank the contributors and readers who said so many nice things about our columning, especially “The Ferret.” If we had about six million more like her we could go on the radio. You know, it’s fun being drafted. All our relatives gathered at our house the other night to bid farewell, and I received so many nice presents that I think I will enlist after my release just to get all those nice things over again. So far among many other useful and wonderful gifts, I have received Juvenile Order—Monthly Report SEPTEMBER, 1941 New members ....„....................................................... 173 Reinstated from lapsed ............................................. 64 Reinstated from extended ......................................... 3 Total ............................................................. 240 Lapsed .................... 155 Deceased ............................. 4 Transferred to Senior Order ____ 48 207 Increase........................................................... 33 Forwarded from last month ............................... 12,836 Total ................................................... 12,869 Total Extended members .......... 1 Total Paid-Up members ..............................._........... 3 Total membership .................. 12,873 DEATH BENEFITS were paid for: Jeanette Boule, died September 11, 1941. Age next birthday: 14 years. Amount paid: $300.00. Class: A-15c. Branch 164. John Chobody. died September 11, 1941. Age next birthday: 8 years. Amount paid: $250.00. Class: B-25c. Branch 88. Bertalan Nagy, died September 10, 1941. Age next birthday: 18 years. Amount paid: $250.00. Class: B-25c. Branch 408. Elmer Rothbauer, died September 23, 1941. Age next birthday: 7 years. Amount paid: $200.00. Class: B-25c. Branch 96. The following members were transferred to the Senior Order in September, 1941. Arvai Joseph, Jr. August George Stephen Balog C. Elmer Botos Frank Boule Grace Bumbulucz Mary Jane Csiki Theresa Duncan Nilah Edith Elie Catherine Gombár Vilma Hadonich George Hankoczky Mary Harangody George Hegedűs Helen Horvath Bela Horvath Helen Kelemen Daniel John Köles Emma Koos Andrew Kovach Frank Kovach Louis Kranyics Mary Anna Kusztos Elmer John Lachman John Listar Helen Marku George Matyas John Matyas Louisy Olah Stephen Jr. Orbán Charles Petrovics Judith Payko William S. Reho Stephen M. Rist Elizabeth Sanhueza Elizabeth Sebestyen Joseph Siket Julius Jr. Simo Evelyn Sinkovitz Frank Szaraz Stephen B. Szikszai Frank Titko Rose Toth Mary Varga Frank Jr, Vincze John Visnyai Ernest Vitek Victoria V. Zsednay William P. SEPTEMBER — 1941 Thefollowing Juvenile branches had a decrease in membership of 5 or more members. Branch Location ITecrea-s« 26 Sharon, Pa. __ — __ - .______ 9 i 296 Springdale, Pa.________ _. ft I 361 Cleveland, Ohio _________ 8 four hairbrushes, two toothbrushes, two razors, and enough socks and hankerchiefs to outfit a battery. Also, I received enough money to buy myself out of the army. Especially do I want to thank my aunt and uncle, Julius and Marry Toth, of Branch 34, Pittsburgh, Pa., the girls at the Home Office for their very beatitiful gifts, and for them I will personally punch a certain dictator in the nose H I ever get close enough, ( One thing bothers me: S dread the thought of what might happen if this coun*» try is invaded while I n* home on furlough.