Verhovayak Lapja, 1947 (30. évfolyam, 1-24. szám)
1947 / Verhovay Journal
X PAGE 8 Congratulations to Mansfield Couple Verhovay Journal JANUARY 8, 1947 (Photo by Buell-Ivraft) MR. AND MRS. JOHN 'SCHAMBRE. Mr. Frank Varga, manager for nearly 13 years of Branch 418, Mansfield, Ohio, and his wife, happy parents of beautiful Theresa, remember November 23rd, 1946, as the happiest day of their lives. Marriage vows were exchanged on that day between John Sehanibre and Theresa R. Varga at St. Peter’s Catholic Church the Rev. William Conces officiating. The bride wore a gown of white embroidered taffeta and net with a fingertip veil attached to a beaded crown. Her flowers were gardenias in the form of a cross. Attendants were Miss Ileen Schambre, sister of the bridegroom, maid of honor, and Mrs. Bernard Cervinski and Mrs. Peter Mihailoff, bridesmaids, while Bernard Cervinski and Peter Mihailoff yvere ushers and John Kutschall best man. Members of the Verhovay wholeheartedly share in the happiness of Mr. and Mrs. Frank Varga, proud parents of the charming bride, and extend their best wishes for many years of happiness to the young couple! .... Mi SMILES CONFIDENTIAL “Good morning,” said the switchboard operator. “This is Perkins, Parkins, Peckh'am and Potts.” “Mr. Perkins, please.” “Who is calling, please?” “Mr. Pjncham of Pincham, Pettam, Popum and Pogg.” _■ “Just a moment, please. I’ll give you Mr. Perkins office.” , “Hello, Mr. Perkins office.” “Let me speak to Mr. Perkins, please.” “Mr. Perkins? I’ll see if he’s in. Who’s calling, please?” “Mr. Pincham of Pincham, Pettam, Popum and Pogg.” “Just a moment, Mr. Pincham. Here’s Mr. Perkins. Mr. Pincham on the line, please.” “Just one moment, please. I have Mr. Pincham right here. Okay with Perkins, Parkins, Peckham and Potts, Mrs. Pincham. Go ahead, please.” “ ’Lo Joe.- How about lunch?” “Okay, Charlie.” An optimist is a man who marries his secretary, thinking he’ll be able to keep dictating to her. A Scotchman who had ordered tome meat from the butcher for CHILDREN’S PAGE THE LIFETIME OF MAN — Hungarian Folks Tale — After God completed creation, he summoned man and asked him: “How many years do you wish to live?” Man thought a little while and then replied; “I think, oh Lord, that thirty years would be enough.” “So it shall be.” — said the Lord, but man, after leaving God, regretted having asked for such brief lifetime. ’Of course, he BOWLING — SCORES — (Continued frojn page 7.) CUT-THROATS Mary Sally 112 120 221 453 T. Meray 107 149 115 371 A. Bardocz 88 148 94330 S. Bartha 128 142 127 397 F. Sally 148 159 134441 Total Pins 583 718!691 1992 BRAVES H. Lazar (Ave.)131 131 131 393 B. Shaffer 113 115 141 369 E. Shaffer '118 112 177407 G. Bardocz 105 99 144 348 L. Shaffer 142 114 191 447 Handicap 3 3 3 9 Total Pins 612 574 7871973 Manager, Joseph Boldiszar. DETROIT, MICHIGAN' BRANCH !>00 December 16, 1916 Mary Sally (Ave.)136 136 136408 Sally Markus 131 136 198465 Betty Vinic 152 180 141473 Olga Boldiszar159 133 155447 Helen Lazar 166 161 130457 Total Pins 744 746 7602250 Captain, Elizabeth Vinic. his cat came rushing in later to cancel the order. “What’s the matter” asked the butcher. “Lost your cat?” “No, answered Sandy, “but he has just caught a mouse.” Groom: “Now perahps I’ll be permitted to point out a few of your defects.” Bride: “It won’t be necessary, darling—I know them. They kept me from getting a better man than you.” Seaman: “Say, that was some blonde with you last night. Where did you meet her?” Marine: “I dunno. I just open ed my wallet and there she was.” Agent: “Sir, I have something here which will make you popular, make your life much happier, and bring you a host of new friends.” Prospect: “I’ll take a quart.” Boy—My little brother here will imitate a hen for you if you will give him a nickel. Lady—What does he do? Cackle? Boy—Naw, nothin’ easy like that. He’ll eat a worm. SOUTH BEND, IND. Branch 132. December 20,1916. M. Freshley141 134 171 446 T. Toth 147 158 148453 M. Hesler 3 53’154 157464 B. Steinhoffer162 146 170 478 M. Vaghy 142 143 186 471 Hep. 34 34 34 102 Totals:779 769 8662414 M. Mezzei 126 166 131 423 M. Stull 167 141 124432 I. Nagy 184 147 147478 G. Smith 157 145 169 471 B. Barany 161 149 186496 Totals:795 748 757 2300 December 27,1946. M. Freshley131 130 131395 T. Toth 176 146 187 509 M. Hesler 198 159 147 504 7 Steinhoffer121 165 145431 M. Vaghy 142 135 145422 Totals:768 735 7582261 M. Mezzei 125 160 144 429 M. Stull 142 126 147415 1. Nagy 178 180 150 514 G. Smith 163 190 163 522 B. Barany 180 182 162524 Totals:788 844 7722404 BETTE BARANY, Capt. couldn’t go back and so that was that. The ox was next after man left and he asked for twenty years and his request, too, was grantc ’. Leaving the Lord, however, he too regretted (iis hastiness, for he thought ten years would have been sufficient. “Don’t let that worry you” — said man — “if you think twenty years would bé too much, give me half of your lifetime.” Well, the ox was happy to get rid of half of his lifetime and so man already had forty years. As soon as the ox left the Lord, the jackass entered and God asked him, too: “Well, jackass, how many years shall I give you?” Said the jackass: “Give'me, bh Lord, as many as you gave to man: thirty years.” And that, too, was alright with the Lord. However, right after he left God, he, too, regretted havingasked for such a long lifetime. But man, seeing him muttering to himself, approached him asking: “Tell me, jackass, how many years did you ask for?” “Oh, don’t ask me!” -4- was the reply ■— “1 really was a jackass when I asked for thirty years, for fifteen Would have • been plenty.” “That’s fine!” — exclaimed man — “If you think it is too much for you, just give me half and everybody will be satisfied.” “You are quite welcome to my fifteen years!” — replied the jackass and gave him half of his share. And so man had fiftyfive years. In a little while the dog came out and having been granted twelve years, was glad to give man eight years of his life-time. Thus man had sixtythree years, bút he still was not satisfied. The dog whs followed by the monkey who had asked for twenty years and he, too, was happy, to surrender half of his share to man. Now he had seventy-three years. That looked alright to him arid so he returned to the Lord and reported the agreement he had made with the animals. And the Lord said: “That’s alright! If they have no objection, I am satisfied.” However, what do you think came of the agreement? Let me tell you. For the first 30 years of his lifetime man lives Iik<^ man. From the age of thirty to forty he toils, sweats and carries the yoke like an ox. Then from forty to fiftyfive he slows dói n: he drags his burden'like a jackass. From fiftyfive to sixtythree he is left at home to watch the house like-a dog. And after sixtythree- he is often considered a child and played with like a monkey ... — — BIRTHDAYS — with a one line biography of people from all over the world for each day of the year. See who was born on your birthday. This list meant a lot of research and very mai/ hours of fork . . . it te believed to be accurate, however, if you have proof otherwise, — kindly send me the proof! JANUARY. 1. Paul Revere. U.S.A. Patriot. “Midnight-rider” ................... 1735 2. Ann Southern. Motion picture and Radio Star ...... 1909 3. Antonio Thomson Abbadie. Irish Explorer in Africa .... 1810 4. Jane Wyman. (Sarah Jane Fulks ) Movie star ................... 1914 5. Jean Pierre Aumont. Motion picture actor ......................... 1912 6. Thomas Craven. American author, critic and lecturer— 1889 7. Percy Walker Nelles- Vice Admiral, Royal Canadian Navy ...........................:.............-...................—................................ 1892 8. Elias Burton Holmes. Travel lecturer ...................-.............. 1870 9. Anita Louise. Motion picture star .......................................... 1915 10. Sir Charles George Douglas Roberts. Canadian poet and author ..................................................................................... 1860 11. Sir John Alexander MacDonnald. Canadian Statesman 1815 12. John Hancock, American Revolutionary Patriot ...... 1737 13. Horatio Alger. American, writer of boy’s books ............... 1834 14. William Bendix. Motion picture and Radio star ........ 1906 15. Franz Grillparzer. Austrian poet and Drama writer ....... 1791 16. Loretta Young. Motion picture star ................................... 1913 17. Pedro Calderon de la Barca. Spanish writer ..... 1600 18. Cary Grant. (Archibald Leach.)' Motion picture star •— 1909 19. Guy Madison. Motion picture actor ........................ 1922 20. Robert Morris, American financier, signer of Declaration of Independence.....................-......................................................... 1734 21. Jinx Falkenburg. Motion picture star ....... 1919 22. John Winthrop. 1st Governor of Massaehussetts ............... 1588 23. Christian August Vulpius. German writer ................... 1762 24. Edith (Jones) Wharton. American author. ......... 1862 25. Charles Curtis. Former U.S.A. Vice President .......... 1860 26. Capt. Patrick W. McIntyre Jr., U.S.A. Air flier, Hero ....... 1913 27. Wolfgang Amadeus Chyrosotom Johann Gottlieb Mozart Austrian Mus. Comp......................—..........................................— 1756 28. Tom Neal. Motion pietpre actor ........... ............-.................— 1914 29. Jared Young Sanders. Former Governor La., U.S. Congressman from La......................................................... 1869 30. Walter Johaness Damrosch. American Conductor, composer, Pianist (born in Prussia) .....................................- 1862 31. Eddie Cantor. Movie and Radio star ...............................—• 1893 Compiled by ALBERT STEINMETZ, 4535 Bowman Boulevard — Los Angeles, 32, Cal.
