Verhovayak Lapja, 1943. július-december (26. évfolyam, 26-53. szám)
1943-10-28 / 44. szám
October 28, 1943 Verhovayak Lapja Page 1 SPORTS SEPTEMBER 19th. Verhovay White Total Kitty Newcom ............................................. 233 173149 555 509 Planky ................................................. 150138 155 443 472 Banina (Dum. 2 games) .................. 133 133143 409 143 Steve ................................................... 125 164145 434 489 Falusi ................................................ 168 190181 539 451 Total ............................................... ,809798 773 2380 Won 2 — Lost 1. Verhovay Red Total Kitty Ackerman ............................................ 173 124148 445 462 Vincze ...................-............................ 147 152129 428 453 Sabo .................................................... 159145 163 467 445 Toth ...................................... 143166 157 466 441 Dernulc ................................................ 187178 149 514 514 Total ............................................... 809 765746 2220 Won 1 — Lost. 2 SEPTEMBER 21st. • Verhovay Blue Total Kitty E. Nagy ................................................ 138 172191 501 484 Mihok ..................................... ............. 130 125112 372 359 Bodnar .................................................. 150153 176 479 410 Szaracs ............................................ 157 152165 474 511 Patch .................................... 161 157217 535 491 Total ........................................... 736 759866 2361 Won 2 — Lost 1 Budapest Total Kitty Steve Anderkovics ......................... '24 179138 441 460 Evans ................................................. 166188 163517 461 Gidney ................................................. 147148 144 439 416 Bostonich ........................................... 147160 145 452 470 Papay .................................................. 153183 165 501 506 Total ........................................... 737 858 755 2350 Won 1 — Lost 2. CALUMET MERCHANTS LEAGUE SEPTEMBERt 28th. CALUMET MERCHANT LEAGUE Verhovay White Total BudapestT avern Total Papay 190214 174 578 Evans 186174 154 514 Gidney 115126 111 532 Bostonich 157152 167 476 Berta 191202 234 627 Total 839868 840 2547 Won 3— Lost 0. VerhovayRed Total Ackerman 160161 148 469 Vincze 129 134174 437 C. Sabo 123145 133 401 Toth 168114 155 437 Dernulc 199167 166 532 Total 779721 776 2276 Won 0 — Lost 3. MERCHANTS LEAGUE SEPTEMBER 30th. Kotzan Total Kitty Spudic 144144 144 432 Kotzan 13.4132 154 420 5 Sabo 170151 152 473 5 Fabian 136 190158 484 5 Smith 166189 211 566 2 Total 750806 819 2375 Won 1— Lost 2. VerhovayBlue Total Kitty Nagy 151163 184 484 1 Mehok 122134 149 405 1 Bodnar 135 157 473 Szakacs 187150 185 522 Patchman194 166 206 566 Total 835748 881 2164 Won 2— Lost 1. « Perk 168 142 147 457 Steve A.224 157 170 551 Planky 135 139 152 426 Newcom 168 139 130 457 F. Falusi 193 192 154 544 Total 893 769 753 2415 Won 1 Lost2. Budapest Total Papay 178 169 193 540 Evans 135 166 124 475 Gidney 158 133 127 414 Bostonich 182 192 135 509 Berta 167 220 217 604 Total 816 880 846 2542 Won 2 Lest1 . OCTOBER 5th Verhovay4 Total Szakacs 150 152 194 496 Mehok 142 126 161 429 Bodnar 1114 110 150 374 Nagy 196 162 157 515 Patchman 135 177 170 482 Total 740 727 832 2299 Won 2 Lost1 . Verhovay3 Total Ackerman 182 139118 439 Vincze 144 158 132 434 C. Szabó 154 113 149 416 Toth 124 129 136 389 Dernulc 173 165 159 497 Total 777 704 694 2171 Won 1 Lost2. BUY WAR BONDS The Humorous Vein WRONG EXAMPLE “Now, Willie,” said the teacher to a rather stupid pupil, “listen to me very carefully. If I had five eggs in this basket and laid three eggs on the table, how many eggs would I have.” “Eight,” was the cheerful reply. BUT HAD NOT DUSTED Captain: “Have you cleaned the deck and polished the brass?” Sailor: “Yes, sir and I’ve swept the horizon with my telescope.” DIVORCE We know a woman who calls her divorce papers liberty bonds. WITH THE TIMES Mistress: “I forgot to put a stamp on the letter, Ann. I hope you didn’t post it without.” Ann: “Yes, I did, ma’am. I thought you were economizing.” LATE Bride: “No, dear, I do not believe that is your first kiss. That kiss shows you have had experience”. Groom: “Yes, but how do you know it?” RITZY LINGO An English lord was touring this country and stopped at a farmhouse for dinner. During the meal, the small daughter of the house heard the other members of the family asking: “My lord, wont you have some of this?” and, “My lord, won’t you have some of that?” So after due observation, she piped up, “Mama, God wants a pickle.” MERCHANTS LEAGUE OCTOBER 11th VerhovayBlue Total Szakacs 168 176 143 487 Mehok 130 177 125 432 Nagy 126208 199 533 Dum 134 134 134 402 Patchman 180 156 192 528 Total 738 851 793 2382 Won 0— Lost 3. VerhovayGreen Total Starko 157 148 166 471 Clark 135 168 167 470 Markert 147 152 163 462 Kovach 190 165 173 528 Kokondy 149 181 189 519 MODERN FINANCE “This new model coach,” said the salesman, “has just been reduced one hundred and fifty dollars.” “I don’t care anything about the price,” protested the prospective buyer, “How much is the first payment?” TRUST IN GOD Pastor: “Good-moming, May. I hear God has seen fit to send you two little twin brothers.” Little May: “Yes, sir, and He knows where the money’s coming from, too. Daddy said so.” A recent postcard from a truthful vacationist: “Having a wonderful time; wish I could afford it.” A New Yorker was traveling west in a Pullman when a group of chamber of com merce boosters from Kansas City, Mo., boarded the train and began to praise their city to the New Yorker, telling him of its beautiful boulevards, large industrial establishments, and its wonderful possibilities. Finally the New Yorker became tired and said the only thing that would improve their city would be to make it a seaport. The enthusiastic Kansas Citians laughed at him and asked how they could make it a seaport, being so far from the ocean. The New Yorker replied that it would be a very easy task. “The only thing that you. will have to do,” said he, “is to lay a two-inch pipe from your city to the Gulf of Mexico. Then if you fellows can suck as hard as you can blow you will have it a seaport inside half an hour.” Meek voice over the telephone: Doctor, this is Mr. Henpeck. My wife just dislocated her jaw. If you’re out this way next week or the week after, you might drop in and see her. You can’t tell. Maybe a fish goes home and lies about the size of the bait he stole. A Kentucky electrical dealer who sells washing machines has the following sign in his window: Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work. TOUGH ONE “Remember what I tol* yoou t’ bring me last year—* a automobile an’ a airplane an’ a fire engine an' a war tank? Remember what you brung me—a jumpin’ jack an’ two oranges?” The street corner St. Nick looked aghast at the aggrieved seven-year-old. “Well,” continued the youngster, “you do that this Christmas an’ you’ll git a crack on the jaw!” , Bore: Talking about Africa makes me think of the time — Bored One: Good gracious, you’re quite right. I had no idea it was so late. Goodby. Drunk: Sahy, call me a cab, willya? Bystander: My good man, I’m not a doorman, I am a naval officer. Drunk: Awright, then call me a boat, gota get home. ’Twixt the optimist and the pessimist The difference is droll! The optimist sees the doughnut While the pessimist sees the hole. Teacher—Mention one of the customs of Christma3 time. Pupil—Running into debt. HIS LANGUAGE A New York school teacher tells about a little boy whose coat was so difficult to fasten that she went to his assistance. As she tugged at the hook, she said: “Did your mother hook this coat for you?” “No,” was the astounding reply, “she bought it.” ONE ON HIM “But my dear”, said the young husband, as he inspected the gorgeous smoking jacket his wife had given him at Christmas. “I’m afraid you spent too much money on this. Something cheaper would have done just as well.” “Now,” she pouted, “there you go grumbling over my gift as usual. But this time you are in the wrong. I didn’t spend any money on it.” ‘You didn’t? Then hovy on earth did you get it?” “I had it put down to your account.” Total -778 814 758 2450 Won 3 — Lost 0. Fraternally, NICK PALLA, Branch 130. East Chicago, Indiana.
