Verhovayak Lapja, 1941. július-december (24. évfolyam, 27-52. szám)
1941-08-14 / 33. szám
HUMOROUS =VE1N= Dick: “I’ll say. shook my arm off Claribel: I did. I had some letters the president once wrote me. bothered by that awful noise outside the exit? Cudlipp: No, darling. Mrs. Cudlipp: Then trade seats with me, you selfish little weasel. Big Mouth Mary Ann: You have an awful big mouth, haven’t you, mumsey? Mumsy: Whatever do you mean, dear? Mary Ann: Well, daddy told the nurse last night that you swallowed everything. yawned, rubbed his eyes and said: “All right, dear, I'll get up.” No Difference Customer: “Come, John, we are ready to go.” Milliner: “Pardon, Madam, here’s the hat you bought —that’s the box you’re wearing.” Thoughtful The husband came home one evening recently and gave his wife an insurance policy. He: I’ve insured my life for ten thousand dollars so that if anything happens to me you will be provided for. She: How nice and thoughtful of you. Now you won’t have to see a doctor every time you feel ill, will you? His Nightcap “Ah,” said the customs officer, when he discovered a bottle. “I thought you said there were only old clothes in this trunk?” “Aye, that’s ma night cap,” said the Aberdonian. Novel Gently, he pushed her quivering shoulders back against the chair. She raised beseeching eyes in which faint hope and fear were struggling. From her parted lips, the breath came in short, wrenching gasps. Reassuringly, he smiled at her. Bzzzzz, wen the dentist’s drill. His Explanation Magistrate: “Tell me, young man, just how did this accident occur?” H. W. Oles: “Well, your Honor, I had dimmed my lights and was hugging the curve...” Magistrate: “That’s how most accidents happen. Five dollars.” Chisler It -was at a charity ball and a couple of young women were holding an indignation meeting over a third one. “Here we are,” remarked one of the girls, “selling kisses to raise money and she’s boot-legging them free back of the booth.” Homage? Neighborhood gossip has it that Hannabel Henks, the new bride, simply worships her husband because she places burnt offerings before him every day. Let’s Smile Mrs. Cudlipp (at movies): Is your seat comfortable, dear? Cudlipp: Quite, my love. Mrs. Cudlipp: And do you have a good view of the picture? Cudlipp: Perfect, dear. Mrs. Cudlipp: Are you As Usual Outside a storm raged. Thunder rolled deafeningly and lightning flashed almost continuously. Presently a bolt struck the sleeping man and knocked him completely out of bed. He rose, Good Hint Attractive Young Miss: I’m looking for something particularly nice for a young man. Salesman: Have you looked in the mirror? Always Good! Marigold: So you managed to get a loan from the bank? You must have had good paper. Real Welcome Tom: “Was her father rough with you when you told him you had secretly married his daughter?” LITTLE JULIUS SNEEZER BY BAKE! NOW-1 K.K/OVNS r wanted to sho’vo’aul DAT T DONG’ TOOK f ~~1 De LIG-HT.» j— r * NO SAH-80V, m I'SE NOT FILLED WITH DE LKÍHT? I DONE TOO*. OB Ulű-HTÍ VW MEAN, 7 THAT VOÜ L. ARE FILLED L WITH DELKtHT« WELL, WHAT ■ DID YOU WAVT TO show ME IN HERE?I \NHAT5 ALL THE SMiL-e L-1 ABOUT. 5AM80?I WHAT X TOOK! By BILL ERWIN HEROES OF SPORT yjtfHRÍNÉ ONE OF THE MOST VERSATILE WOMAN SWIMMERS OF ALL TIME, WINNER.OF FOUR NATIONAL. OUTDOOR AND TWO INDOOR CROWNS/ SHE has Traveled EXTENSIVELY AND SPEAKS MANY 4 LANGUAGES.. ^ 1 .^fiORINE. PICKLESIMER P05ES WITH THE GRACE DOHERTY " CUP WHICH SHE f/\ 1 \Vj\ _ WONFORTHE. A " , THIRD QONSECUTIVÉ YEAR. BY DEFEATING JEAN COTHRAN JAMESON IN THE FINALS OF THE MIAUI BEACH WOMEN'S GOLF CHAMPIONSHIP MEET. HELD Ati _ CORAL GABLES,FLORIDA, SCORE The HIGH school girl FROM ARNOLDSVILLEjGA SCORED ALL ES POINTS IN A BASKETBALL GAME AGAINST MONROE f N high School, T". Page 12 Verhovayak Lapja August 14, 1941
