Verhovayak Lapja, 1941. január-június (24. évfolyam, 1-26. szám)

1941-04-10 / 15. szám

Page 12 .Verhovayak Lapja. April 10, 1941 THE HUMOROUS =VEIN= Teaser Sweet Young Gal (in par­lor)—“Mamma! Mammal Come here and make Dick stop teasing me!” Mamma (from stairway landing)—“What is he do­ing, dear?” Sweet Young Gal—“He’s sitting on the other end of the davenport.” * * * , Many, a man who was egged on to matrimony is now groaning beneath the yoke. * * * On The Green Harrison was proud of his golf and had brought his mother-in-law along to watch him play with a friend. “I’m particularly anxious to make a terrific drive just now,” Harrison told his friend. “There’s my mother­­in-law over there, and I—.” “Don’t be a fool,” said his iirend, “You’ll never hit her at 200 yards!” * * * Salesman: “Boy, I would like to see someone with a little authority.” Office Boy: “What can I do for you? I have about as little as anyone.” * * * Belated Explanation A lady having guests to dinner, told her maid to make mushroom sauce. On opening the can of mush­rooms, the maid noticed a disquieting color. “Well,” said ehe lady, “put a little on some toast and give it to the dog. If he eats it, probably it’s all right.” The maid did so; and re­ported that the dog had lapped it up and begged for more. She was instructed io serve the sauce. All went well until the guests were having coffee, when the maid, white faced, came in and whispered to her mistress: “Oh, ma’am, the dog has just died!” There was only one thing to do—explain to the guests and call the nearest doctor to come running with his stomach pump. Eight steak and mushroom dinners were removed. Then the mistress went to the kitchen and asked the maid where the dog was. “Oh, dear,” said Mary, still in a state of distress, “he’s lying under the porch, where he was put by the man whose car hit him.” * * * Be Calm Young Mrs. Scott was at­tending her first ball game. The home team was doing well that day and for a time she patiently endured her husband’s transports and his brief explanations. But when, amid the cheering, howling crowd, he sprang upon his seat, waved his new straw hat three times around his head and shat­tered it on the fat man in front, Mrs. Scott exclaimed: “What on earth’s the mat­ter, John?” “Why, dearie,” he an­swered, as soon as he could get his breath, “didn’t you see the fielder catch that ball?” “Of course,” said young Mrs. Scott disgustedly. “I thought that was what he was out-there for.” * * * Teacher: “What is the feminine of bachelor?” Student: “Er, lady-in­waiting.” * * * Step Up, Dean! The dean of a college was investigating a charge made by some of the girls that the men who lived in the fraternity house, next door, forgot to lower their shades. The dean looked out of the sorority window and said: “Why, I can’t see into any of the fraternity house windows.” “Oh, yes you can!” chor­used the girls. “All you have to do is to get up on a chair.” * * * Some gals use a pill to get rid of a headache, but others use a headache to get rid of a pill. * * * The Reason Mrs. B.—“I hear your daughter is very happily . married, Dinah.” Dinah—“Yas’m. Ah’ll say she is. Her husband is skeer­­ed to death of her.” * * * “I always had a feeling that I would die young,” said the chorus girl. “And you didn’t after all, did you?” replied the girl friend. ANNUAL SPRING DANCE TO BE HELD BY BRANCH 394 OF NEW YORK We are very happy to announce that our Annual Spring Dance is approach­ing, and will he held on Saturday, April 19th at 8:00 p. m., in the Verhovay Home at 231 East 77th Street, with music try one of New York’s popular orchestras. We are hereby extending our invitation to all other branches in and near New York City. The young men and wo­men of Branch 394 are work­ing hard to make ‘this dance a grand success, and feel confident that all who attend will have a pleasant time. Knowing that those who attend will have a good time, and hoping that no one misses the gala affair, we remain Fraternally, Calendar of Verhovay Socials APRIL 13TH, EASTER SUNDAY, 7:30 P. M. — Cleveland, Ohio. — Easter Dance to be held at Stas Hall, Columbus Road and Abbey Avenue, by Branch 45, with dancing to he music of the Primrose Orchestra. APRIL 13TH, EASTER SUNDAY. — Crescent, Ohio. — Easter Dance to be held jointly by Branches 432 and 288, with the music of John Bunchy’s Or­chestra. APRIL 15TH, TUESDAY, 8:00 P. M. — McKeesport, Pennsylvania. — Penny Bingo Party to be held by Branch 395, at the reg­ular meeting place, the audito­rium of the First Magyar Re­formed Church, corner of Eighth Avenue and Strawberry Street. APRIL 19TH, SATURDAY. — Cleveland Ohio. — Polka Dot Costume Dance to be Jield by the Women’s Division of Branch 361, with music by the Eugene Prager Orchestra. JOSEPH SHARKOZY, President. JAMES EMODY, APRIL 19TH, SATURDAY, 8:00 P. M. — Throop, Pennsylvania. — Spring Dance to be held in the Legion Hall by Branch 42, with the music of the Krakosky Radio Orchestra. APRIL 19TH, SATURDAY. — Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. — 19th Anniversary Celebration of Branch 336, in the Verhovay Home, 510 South Cameron St. APRIL 19TH, SATURDAY. — Buffalo, New York. — Popularity Dance to be held In Dory's Hall by Branch 383. APRIL 19TH, SATURDAY, 8:00 P. M. — New York, New York. — Annual Spring Dance of Branch 394, to be held in the Verhovay Home, 231 East 77th * Street. APRIL 19TH, SATURDAY. — Det­roit, Michigan. — Spring Violet Bail to be held in the Serbian Hall by Branch 500, with danc­ing to the orchestra of Deak and Berki. APRIL 20TH, SUNDAY, 7:00 P. M. — Allentown, Pennsylvania. — Chicken Supper to be serveá in the Hungarian Hall, 520 Union Street, by Branch 90, with music played by Joseph Salontal. MAY 4TH, SUNDAY, 8:30 P. M. — McKeesport, Pennsylvania. — Hungarian Cabaret Dance to be held in the Elks Club by Branch 395. JUNE 1ST, SUNDAY. — Detroit, Michigan. — Season’s opening picnic to be held at the Molnár picnic grounds by Branch 443. NATIONAL DISTRICT VERHOVAY DAYS: JULY 4TH, FRIDAY. — New York, New York. — New York District Verhovay Day, with the music of Charles Bencze. JULY 22 N D, TUESDAY.’— Chi­cago, Illinois. — Chicago District Verhovay Day, with the music of Valentine Szepesi and Branch 37. AUGUST 17TH, SUNDAY. — Cle­veland, Ohio. — Cleveland Dis­trict Verhovay Day, mith the music of Eugene Prager. LIFE IN THE ROAR by KANE

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