Fraternity-Testvériség, 1961 (39. évfolyam, 1-12. szám)
1961-12-01 / 12. szám
18 FRATERNITY LET’S SMILE Father: “What’s the matter with Bobby?” Mother: “He just dug a hole and wants to bring it into the house.” ★ ★ ★ A draftee was awakened by his platoon sergeant after the rookie’s first night in an Army barracks. “It’s four-thirty!” bellowed the sergeant. “Four-thirty!” gasped the rookie. “Man, you’d better go to bed. We got a big day tomorrow!” ★ ★ ★ Then there’s the one about the little moron who cut a hole in the rug so he could see the floor show. He later sewed it up, of course, because he didn’t want to see the hole show. ★ ★ ★ A doctor, receiving an urgent call from a man who said his son had swallowed a fountain pen, said, “Okay, I’ll be right over. But in the meantime just what are you going to do?” Replied the man, “Oh, I’ll use a pencil.” ★ ★ ★ One psychiatrist hailed another plodding down the street carrying a couch on his head. “What are you doing?” asked the first. “Making a house call”, replied his colleague. ★ ★ ★ The enthusiastic golfer came home to a late dinner. During the meal his wife remarked, “Willie tells me he caddied for you this afternoon.” “Well, I’ll be darned”, said Willie’s dad. “I thought I’d seen that boy somewhere before.” ★ ★ ★ Intoxicated man (to resplendently uniformed bystander): “Call me a cab, will yuh?” Bystander: “My good man, I am not a doorman, I’m a naval officer.” Intoxicated man: “Okay then, buddy, call me a boat. I gotta get home.” ★ ★ ★ There’s something feminine about a tree. It does a strip tease in the fall, goes with bare limbs all winter, gets a new outfit every spring, and lives off the saps all summer. ★ ★ ★ Young woman to her friend: “But, my dear, their house is one of those Early American places where you have to go outdoors to go to the garage!” ★ ★ ★ A business tycoon was showing his daughter, just returned from finishing school, around the newly completed mansion. At the swimming pool they stopped to watch several athletic young men diving and performing stunts. “Oh, daddy”, exclaimed the girl, “and you’ve stocked it just for me!”
